Err...Friend in need of new job, please help!

Haha I just got this shit from one of my friends....enjoy ^.^

Resume

Date prepared: 9 March 2008(12.00 am)

Personal Particular
Name: Samy Vellu
Age: 72
Sex: Male
Race: Please see my name
Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after 10 March 2008)
Contact Number: N/A

Highest Education
1. LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)

Working Experience
1. As work minister for 30 years
2. MIC leader for 30 years

Achievements:

1. Increase Toll fee & set up new toll

2. Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)

3. Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault)

4. Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)

Personal Strengths:
1. Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.

2. Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults

Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)

References:
1. Pak Lah
2. HINDRAF members
3. People of Sungai Siput


GL Sam~~ ^.^