Monday...zzz....

I am pretty bored at work at the moment....gonna share a joke with u guys, I think alot of people must have read it before , but anyway, I hope you guys enjoy it and brighten your day a bit if you are bored like me :)

Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng’s son....

Chu Beng's son : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Chu Beng's son : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Chu Beng's son : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not ? Ehhh ? Don’t pray pray ah !

Chu Beng's son : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your blain, use your blainnn ………..

Chu Beng's son : Why is it most men don’t like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Chu Beng's son : Why is making love carried out in private ?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn ………………………… you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit ?? Stupid lah!!

Chu Beng's son : Wah …… Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah ……. ,” Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!” also ah!!!